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1. Meal Times Are... Different

Lunch at 2:30 PM until 5 PM, dinner at 8:30 PM until midnight. Your stomach will adapt, eventually. Maybe. It feels good to be eating dinner at midnight, not gonna lie. 

2. Siesta Is Real (Sort Of)

Many(!) shops close in the afternoon, all at different times. Plan accordingly or embrace impromptu nap time. This is borderline annoying and has led to 10 PM dentist appointments since all those hours closed for siesta end up getting pushed back. 

3. Personal Space Is Optional

Spaniards are close talkers. If you can count their eyelashes, you’re probably still too far away. Also, they don’t really notice when you’re trying to past them on a sidewalk. 

4. Tapas Etiquette Varies

In some places, they’re free with a drink. In others, you pay. In Madrid, they’re called ‘pinchos’. In San Sebastien they’re amazing and called something else entirely. It’s complicated.

5. "Hola" Is Not Hello

It’s more like “hey.” Use “buenos días/tardes/noches” for a proper greeting. Me, I whenever I say hola someone usually answers with hasta luego. And when I say hasta luego they almost always greet me with hola. I’m somehow always off on this. 

6. Sobremesa Is Sacred

The art of lingering after a meal. Mastering this is key to Spanish integration. One of the best things is that servers are never anxious to turn over your table. 

7. Fútbol Is Life

Learn the basics or prepare for some very confused looks. The season never ends. Kids aged eight in Spain are as good as kids aged 14 in the US. 

8. Nightlife Starts Late

Like, really late. 1 AM is when things start warming up. I’ve routinely seen people getting home at 8 AM. 

9. August Is... Interesting

It’s hot, many locals are on vacation, and some businesses close. But the beaches are great! Literally, it’s laughable that tourists go to Sevilla in August. The city is a frying pan and almost completely empty. 

10. Dubbed Foreign TV Is Common

Prepare to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger speaking fluent Spanish. He’s pretty good actually. 

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11. Menú del Día Is Your Friend

A set lunch menu that’s usually great value. Your wallet will thank you.

12. Regional Languages Exist

Catalan, Basque, Galician… Spain is more than just Spanish. It’s a nation of many nations. A region of many regions. Held only together by the national fútbol team, as far as I can tell. 

13. Tipping Isn't Mandatory

5-10% for good service is appreciated but not expected. But, honestly, we don’t tip. It’s a bit strange. Servers may actually chase you down to give the tip back. Don’t ruin this for us. 

14. Sangria Is for Tourists

Locals drink tinto de verano. It’s similar but less fancy (and cheaper). I’ve almost never seen a local order a sangria in over five years. 

15. Tortilla ≠ Mexican Flatbread

It’s a potato omelette and it’s delicious. Don’t embarrass yourself by asking for salsa. Me, I prefer the Mexican stuff. Please don’t tell anyone as I’ll be immediately deported. 

16. Pork Is Everywhere

Vegetarians, prepare for a challenge. “Sin carne” often still includes ham. In fact, Iberico ham is considered vegan as the pigs only eat acorns. 

17. Flamenco Isn't Ubiquitous

It’s mainly an Andalusian thing. Don’t expect flamenco dancers on every corner in Madrid. I’ve had Northern Spain people refer to where I live – Andalusia – as “oh, yeah, that olé place (eye roll) with the spotted dresses.” 

18. The Train System Is Excellent

RENFE, Spain’s national railway, is efficient and often cheaper than flying. But, for our family of five, driving is almost always cheaper. 

19. Beware of Pickpockets

Especially in tourist areas. That “free” bracelet isn’t really free. Just like in Rome, don’t take things people hand you. 

20. Paella Has Rules

Real paella is from Valencia and doesn’t have chorizo. Prepare for passionate debates.

Remember, the key to enjoying Spain is to embrace the laid-back lifestyle, perfect your “no pasa nada” attitude, and always be ready for an impromptu fiesta. Oh, and learn to love jamón. Vegetarians, I’m sorry, but it’s everywhere. Buen viaje!