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Perfect Paris Travel Guide for Families

Family standing in front of the Eiffel Tower

Perfect Paris Travel Guide 1. First, make sure to give yourself no more than 72 hours in and around Paris. There are only so many croissants you can eat; cigarettes your kids can smoke. The key is limiting life’s pleasures.  2. Select the earliest morning flight out to Paris and try not to sleep at all […]

Top Ten Reasons Americans Should Visit England

Everything is so "England" about this picture

Top 10 reasons Americans should visit England: 10. Eliminating your tan should take care of those pesky tan lines. 9. It’s our job as Americans to teach Brits how to control their obesity epidemic. They’ll only learn from our example. 8. Medical tourism. It’s common knowledge that England has the best dental schools, best dental […]

My Lonely Planet Listicle

Good ol’ Lonely Planet So, as everyone already knows, Lonely Planet is shit. They cornered the market on guides for foreign countries for so long – yet they were producing outdated, uninteresting, fairly-useless drivel. For a long time I carried around these huge brick-like books which were supposed to be useful for navigating such impenetrable, […]

Top Ten Reasons to Take Your Kids Camping

The List 1. Because my threat that a bear might come and eat them in the middle of the night if they don’t keep quiet and go to sleep is actually a possibility now. And if a bear ate them, that would mean I am not a liar, which is important in raising kids that […]