Ranking the Wonders of the World
Ranking the WOnders of the WOrld There are seven wonders of the ancient world: The Great Pyramids of Giza, The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, The Statue of Zeus at Olympia, The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, The Colossus of Rhodes, and the Lighthouse of Alexandria. Since only one, the Great Pyramid […]
Top Ten Reasons Americans Should Visit England
Top 10 reasons Americans should visit England: 10. Eliminating your tan should take care of those pesky tan lines. 9. It’s our job as Americans to teach Brits how to control their obesity epidemic. They’ll only learn from our example. 8. Medical tourism. It’s common knowledge that England has the best dental schools, best dental […]
My Lonely Planet Listicle
Good ol’ Lonely Planet So, as everyone already knows, Lonely Planet is shit. They cornered the market on guides for foreign countries for so long – yet they were producing outdated, uninteresting, fairly-useless drivel. For a long time I carried around these huge brick-like books which were supposed to be useful for navigating such impenetrable, […]
Top Ten Reasons to Take Your Kids Camping
The List 1. Because my threat that a bear might come and eat them in the middle of the night if they don’t keep quiet and go to sleep is actually a possibility now. And if a bear ate them, that would mean I am not a liar, which is important in raising kids that […]