England Lists

Top Ten Reasons Americans Should Visit England

December 3, 2016
Everything is so "England" about this picture

Top 10 reasons Americans should visit England:

10. Eliminating your tan should take care of those pesky tan lines.

9. It’s our job as Americans to teach Brits how to control their obesity epidemic. They’ll only learn from our example.

8. Medical tourism. It’s common knowledge that England has the best dental schools, best dental facilities, best dentists, and the least used dental chairs.

7. You’ll actually be able to support a local family in need with your tourist dollars. I was told my money went to a large family called the Royal Family. They sound very deserving.

6. Fans of Pulp Fiction can finally eat a Royale with Cheese. Oh, wait, that’s France.

5. You can visit the Eiffel tower. Oh, wait, that’s France too.

4. England is very close to France.

3. You can finally figure out who the mysterious Earl Gray is.

2. English Hooligans are more than happy to calmly and politely explain to you the difference between soccer and football.

1. Two words: One Direction

You Might Also Like

No Comments

  • Reply Howardbiots April 16, 2019 at 11:51 am Comment awaiting approval

    You actually said this effectively!
    cheap prescription drugs online london drugs canada buy prescription drugs without doctor canada drug
    canadian pharmacy online
    best canadian pharmacies
    ed meds online
    canadian online pharmacies prescription drugs
    buy prescription drugs canada
    canadian pharmacies that are legit

  • Reply Howardbiots April 16, 2019 at 11:57 am Comment awaiting approval

    This is nicely expressed! .
    canadian mail order pharmacies canada pharmacy online canadian pharcharmy online canadian pharmaceuticals online
    canadian viagra
    canadian pharma companies
    canadian cialis
    compare rx prices
    pharmacy price compare
    canadian pharmacy

  • Reply Howardbiots April 16, 2019 at 3:13 pm Comment awaiting approval

    You actually expressed it perfectly.
    canadian prescription drugs northwestpharmacy cheap prescription drugs canadian pharmacies online
    canada online pharmacies
    pharmacy canada
    canada pharmacy online reviews
    online pharmacy without prescription
    cheap drugs online
    canada drugs

  • Reply Howardbiots April 16, 2019 at 3:37 pm Comment awaiting approval

    You reported that exceptionally well.
    mexican pharmacy online medications canadian cialis canadian prescription drugstore canadian viagra
    canadian pharmacy no prescription
    canadian pharcharmy online
    walgreens pharmacy
    canada drugs pharmacy
    canadian pharmacy reviews
    cialis online

  • Reply Howardbiots April 16, 2019 at 8:08 pm Comment awaiting approval

    Wow tons of awesome knowledge!
    global pharmacy canada canada drug buy online prescription drugs london drugs canada
    canadian pharmacy
    online pharmacy without a prescription
    canada drug pharmacy
    drugstore online
    canada pharmacies online pharmacy
    online canadian pharcharmy

  • Reply QuentinWat April 16, 2019 at 10:14 pm Comment awaiting approval

    Many thanks. An abundance of write ups!
    canadian pharmacies top best canadian drugs buy prescription drugs from canada canada pharmaceutical online ordering
    pharmacy canada
    canadian pharmacy uk delivery
    web medical information
    pharmacies near me
    pharmacies in canada
    canadian online pharmacy reviews

  • Reply QuentinWat April 17, 2019 at 3:16 am Comment awaiting approval

    You explained that superbly!
    the canadian pharmacy online pharmacies canada canadian pharmacies that ship to us canadian pharmaceuticals online
    trust pharmacy canada
    canadian pharmacy no prescription needed
    pharmacy online
    pharmacy online
    online discount pharmacy
    cheap drugs online

  • Reply QuentinWat April 17, 2019 at 3:34 am Comment awaiting approval

    Wow a lot of beneficial information.
    canadian pharmacies online prescriptions aarp approved canadian online pharmacies canada pharmacy online no script canadianpharmacy
    prescription drug assistance
    pharmacy near me
    overseas pharmacy forum
    trust pharmacy canada
    northwest pharmacy canada
    prescription drug

  • Reply QuentinWat April 17, 2019 at 8:43 am Comment awaiting approval

    Kudos. A good amount of postings!
    trusted overseas pharmacies global pharmacy canada ed meds online london drugs canada
    get prescription online
    canadian drug
    best online pharmacies canada
    pharmacy tech
    canadian pharmacy 365
    prescription price comparison

  • Reply QuentinWat April 17, 2019 at 9:02 am Comment awaiting approval

    You revealed this very well!
    canadian pharmacies online prescriptions top rated canadian pharmacies online pharmacy without dr prescriptions london drugs canada
    cheap prescription drugs online
    drug stores near me
    pharmacy prescription
    the canadian pharmacy
    canadian prescription
    canada pharmacies online prescriptions

  • Reply QuentinWat April 17, 2019 at 12:56 pm Comment awaiting approval

    Terrific facts. Many thanks.
    canada pharmacy no prescription canadian pharmacies online legitimate canadian mail order pharmacies canadian online pharmacies
    online pharmacies no prescription
    drug price
    buy cialis
    canadapharmacyonline com
    canadian viagra
    canadian drugstore reviews

  • Reply QuentinWat April 17, 2019 at 2:33 pm Comment awaiting approval

    Amazing quite a lot of awesome material!
    buy online prescription drugs online pharmacies canada mexican pharmacies shipping to usa north west pharmacy canada
    price prescription drugs
    drug costs
    canadian online pharmacies
    highest rated canadian pharmacies
    northwest pharmacy canada
    canadian drug

  • Reply QuentinWat April 17, 2019 at 7:50 pm Comment awaiting approval

    You actually reported it fantastically.
    canada drug pharmacy canadian pharmacies online my canadian pharmacy canada pharmaceuticals online
    prescription drug cost
    canadian meds
    online drugstore
    price prescription drugs
    buy cialis
    online pharmacy canada

  • Reply QuentinWat April 17, 2019 at 8:07 pm Comment awaiting approval

    Seriously quite a lot of superb facts.
    canadian pharmacy no prescription canada online pharmacies prescription without a doctor’s prescription canadian online pharmacies
    prescription online
    prescription price comparison
    legitimate canadian mail order pharmacies
    prescription prices comparison
    online pharmacy canada
    best non prescription online pharmacies

  • Leave a Reply